If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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