She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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