Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
We are all done wearing pants today
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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