Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
When did angry sex become our thing?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Randomize