I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
