So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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