just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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