best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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