You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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