p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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