On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
this will be a night to untag.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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