His pubic hair was longer than his dick
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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