i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
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