the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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