Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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