She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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