I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
News Flash: Turtles are cuter than Jesus.
Congrats on damning at least 10 generations of your offspring to hell with just one text message. Way to start your morning off right.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
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