i don't like sucking hair
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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