nut hugger
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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