playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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