Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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