hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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