everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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