I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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