For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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