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They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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