Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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