Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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