But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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