so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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