Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Boobs are out for the taking
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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