I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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