He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
When are your genitals available?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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