I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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