just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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