Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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