if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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