How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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