Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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