period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I don't deserve a penis
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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