Ambien. No doubt about it.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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