Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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