I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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