Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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