Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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