In the future we'll all be gay
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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