You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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