Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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