I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
