Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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