Got a toothbrush?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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