I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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