erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
