I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
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