the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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