I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
