Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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