if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Everyone says I win the strip club
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
