I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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