Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
