You work out of a Hotel?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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